Getting to Know You (Buck)
Author: Wnnepooh

 

From: wilmingtonb@atf.gov.us
To: dunnejd@atf.gov.uslarabeec@atf.gov.us, sanchezj@atf.gov.us; standishep@atf.gov.us, jacksonn@atf.gov.us, tannerv@atf.gov.us

Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you


Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!

You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to you! READY?

NAME: W. Bucklin Wilmington  (least that's what y'all know me as)

SEX:    Male (alright, Chris - I kept it clean, now tell JD to gimme the truck keys back)

HOME:   yeah, got a nice one with JD - no matter what you smart a***s call it.

HEIGHT: 6'4 or 5"   Might even be 6'7" in my boots

EYES:   deep blue

HAIR:   rich brown

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?  The History of Sex - that Kathleen Turner has got a mighty sexy voice.   Cops and America's Most Wanted is cool.  Hey, there's this show on Sci-Fi, Midnights on Sunday - Dark Skies - s'all about Aliens and their part in the Kennedy Assassination.  The actor's not too bad, but them clothes he wears is funnier than some a the stuff Ez has.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  which one?  I got about a dozen in the drawer. This week it's the free one from that ammo company that came to demonstrate last week.  Hey - it's clean.   And the one of us fishin is at home.  BTW - does anyone need a new mousepad?  Vin?

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Victoria's Secret Catalog.  Is this a great country or what?  It comes right to your door and you ain't gotta pay for it.

FAVORITE SMELL:  summer rain on a woman's skin and hair

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Seeing someone hurting and not being able to help

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  The one that comes right after "looks like he's gonna make it."

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Same thing we do every other weekend, JD - try to take over the world.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:   What Women Want  (worked for Mel)

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?   Where are my boots and my car keys?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  Only if Vin's drivin'

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : nothin compared to Vin's drivin'

PEN OR PENCIL? :  pen

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? :  How come I gotta answer it? We got a machine.  Iffin it's important, y'all use the cell number.

FAVORITE FOODS: Ez's Catfish, Chris's BBQ ribs, JD's milkshakes, Vin's chili, Nate's potato salad, and Josiah's ice cream

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?  There will never be another woman like my mama.  She was my teacher, my confidante, and my best friend.  I think that's a yes.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Convicted - no.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  what happened to strawberry?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?  who eats salad asides Nate?  I don't think the rest of us should have to answer this.  Maybe something more like  scrapple or sausage?  Nope, that don't work.  I like both a them.   Okay - only Nathan hasta answer this.   Maybe we should guess which one Nathan likes better. I vote croutons.  He's got some issues with pork fat.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  Who doesn't?

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  depends on watcha mean by "stuffed."

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  an armadillo

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? a panther

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?  King Henry VIII - that man needed some tips on how to treat his women.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Who's paying?

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?   "Open for Business"

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  I'm with you, Vin.

GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER?  Of course, and give her a smile to boot.  Not to mention my heart in pocket.

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Like what I'm doin' right now.  If I had to do something else, I'd take anything but English peerage.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Dye is for Easter Eggs.   But now that you mention it - Ez would look nice with a few of them purple streaks.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?   I got me a couple too.  Y'all know about the bronc on my upper arm and the American flag on my shoulder.  Say Vin - I used to have a heart for my mama too.  Lost it to some shrapnel...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  I make it a daily occurrence.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.  I'm likin' the Elvis thing, Vin.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?  pictures of you guys - like that one of Ez after that football game, mud from head to toe.  Oh, and Ez coming home after that Mob hit.  Then there's the one of Vin coming home after he got shot.  JD coming home after he got shot.  JD and Casey.  Chris coming home after nearly gettin blown up.  JD and me coming home after my car accident. Nathan and Josiah coming home after the Florida job.  Hey - do y'all see a pattern here?  I need some new pictures.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  who's round is it?  If it's mine, half full.  Anyone else's, half empty.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?  JD put this question in here, didn't he? How many times I gotta tell you, JD - those drinks ain't natural colors.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  Ambidextrous.  <EG>

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  What's wrong with the left keys?   And why didn't JD get me one of them talk-type things?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?  A roto-tiller.   I just like the sound of it.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  We don't go there.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Seven

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  Z-28 Camaro.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?  Vintage '74 Toyota Land Cruiser, FJ-40 with ambulance doors.  They don't make 'em like that anymore.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Football and NASCAR.    The Rodeo, too. Might see someone I know.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:  Vin's loyalty is as true and straight as his shooting.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT:  Chris.  He'll probly laugh at  us for sending this around anyway, seein as how he knows most all our secrets anyway...

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