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Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire
e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the
answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people
you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you
will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!
You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about
your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to
you! READY?
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NAME: Chris Larabee
SEX: Male
HOME: The Ranch
HEIGHT: 6' 2"
EYES: Ezra sucker you guys into betting on this one? Green.
Pay 'im boys.
HAIR: Blond
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? NFL, NBA, MLB, Women's Tennis SHUT
UP BUCK!
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Jesus JD, you gave ME three of the damn
things. The fishing trip.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Sports Illustrated, Sporting News
FAVORITE SMELL: Sarah, just after a bath, no perfume, just her.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Pass
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When Adam was born.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Show up Saturday and find out.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Dr. Zhivago. Sarah used to hum
the theme all the time.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
Gee, I wonder what new and inventive things the guys will think of
today, to AVOID WORKING?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Let me know next time you get
on one.
PEN OR PENCIL? Whatever's handy.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I'll get to it.
Vin, quit turning the damn thing off.
FAVORITE FOODS: Fried chicken, Corn on the Cob.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? SHUT UP BUCK! Just
remember, there's a few fathers who'd like to have your address.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Yes
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Neither one.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? SNORT.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? With you
jokers, I'm already a damn zoo keeper.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Great white
shark.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? The
Patriots. Not the New England Patriots, you morons, you know,
1776, Liberty Bell
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Beer for fun, Whiskey for serious
drinking.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Ask Buck.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? President Bush said he wasn't eating it
and neither am I. For God's sakes JD, his father!
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO
HER? I swear to God Buck, if you tell that story, you'll be
writing reports every weekend for the next year.
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Besides
this one? I'd run a breeding farm in race country.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Blue, if I
was gonna do something so stupid, I'd want to make sure everybody knew
it was dyed.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I've got
two. None of your damned business.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Still am.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Mine and Sarah's.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Memories.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? How many have I already had?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Not in this lifetime.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right Handed
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Most of the time.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? This IS a
stupid question.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? A box of Adam's things that Sarah was
saving. Yes, I'm gonna go through it one of these days.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Seven, what else?
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1974 El Camino. We had some good
times in that thing didn't we Buck?
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? The Ram
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Broncos. Broncos kicking the Cowboy's ass
is especially good.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. You
couldn't ask for a finer agent. Which one of you clowns sent me
this thing anyway?
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT. I'm not telling until I get my bet down.
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