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From: larabeec@atf.gov.us
CC: tannerv@atf.gov.us; standishep@atf.gov.us,
wilmingtonb@atf.gov.us, dunnejd@atf.gov.us,
jacksonn@atf.gov.us, sanchezj@atf.gov.us
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you (Chris)
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire
e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the
answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people
you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you
will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!
You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about
your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to
you! READY?
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NAME: Chris Larabee
SEX: Male
HOME: I'm likin Ez's thinkin on this. Domicile:
The Ranch Home: Denver
HEIGHT: 6' 2 or 3"
EYES: Green. (and if you doubt it, just get me mad and
you'll get a close look.)
HAIR: Dirty Blond
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Tales of the Gun, American Shooter,
Car/Driver, History Channel does a nice job with a buncha things.
Especially liked their series on Dams. (Yes, Buck, you could say I
liked the Dam Histories. goober)
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? The fishing trip, not like I have a
choice since you all took the rest of them. Say Ez - lemme have
one of them spares you have. I don't want to mess this one up
anymore.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Guns & Ammo, In Re (yes, Buck, I renewed
your subscription), and Law Enforcement Today
FAVORITE SMELL: Adam after we'd had a hay fight. Sarah too.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: like I have to explain this one?
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Life.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: I work weekends. You think a
ranch runs itself?
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: My own. Thanks JD for burning me
that CD - hope you didn't use Napster on the company computers.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
Gee - maybe Ezra will come in early today. Then I woke up.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Never touch the stuff.
If I wanna spin around like an idiot and puke all over the place, I'll
get drunk and let Buck drive.
PEN OR PENCIL? Hollar!
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? One, best to get
it over with fast. I'd actually be happy if it WERE a telemarketer once
or twice, instead of an accident report. (NO, Buck, that doesn't
mean you can sign me up for crap.)
FAVORITE FOODS: Chicken and dumplins. Other than that
- steak, steak, steak and lobster. With a side of potatoes and
chili.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Contrary to Buck's
stories, I was NEVER convicted. Accused a lot, but never
convicted. (I remind you, Buck that I have pictures from that trip
to Samoa. S'all I'm saying)
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? both.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Pork fat rules.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? That's a stupid question for this bunch.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? only when we seven go
camping together. I'm getting a bigger tent.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? got six
ostriches in the office. Anyone wanna explain why you ALL duck
your heads if I call just one of you? Josiah, isn't that your
department?
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? y'all
think I'm a grizzly now. Dont' think I'll go any further with
that.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? That's a
given
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Boiler Maker.
WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? "If you can read this, you're too
close."
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Only when it tastes like steak.
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO
HER? I'd be more than happy too, but I'm sure Buck would have every
stitch off his body before I could respond.
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? Vin, if you think a
woman will take anything you give her, try handing out Buck's phone
number. You'll find a lotta women turn you down.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? You mean I
can get paroled from this one? Now, what would I do without
you all?
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Y'all remember Halloween? Keep that in your memory - ain't never
gonna happen again.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Got a
couple already. You've seen what you're gonna see. Hey Buck
- you forgot to mention a couple. You still owe me for the one you
got in Samoa.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yeah, it's pretty darn nice.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. I'll show you the pictures some
day.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Past, present, and future.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty and it's Buck's
round.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Real men don't drink Snapple,
JD.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Whatever works at the
time.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I try to.
And Buck, you can't have a talk-type thing because JD assures me there
isn't one made that can translate your accent.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? WHY would I
want to be a garden tool? Don't I have enough work to do already?
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? too many memories.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Seven works
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? a horse.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? a horse
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Rodeo. Even bad rodeo is better
than golf, Ez.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
I'd like to say "plays well with others." Think
that'll work for us this week? Yes, this means you, Buck.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT. I'da thought everyone was done with this now.
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