| Archivists Note: I don't remember who first came up with the cat
Cuervo, but he's one of the most popular OC's in the ATF AU. Read about
him in the stories: Auto Observations at Ground Level by Mog, Then I'll
Feel Better by Mog and Dead Cat Walking by GreenWoman. There are a bunch
of other stories with him, but these are the some of the first ones I
can remember, and ones where he holds a major role. They, and others,
can be found at ATF
CaseFiles
NAME: Alejandro Santo Domingo De La Vega, but my humans call me 'Cuervo'.
I am trying to make them understand my full name, but they are not
cooperating.
SEX: Male
HOME: The large echoing chamber underground, where the metal
chariots come with my humans to pay homage
HEIGHT: everyone kneels before me
EYES: green
HAIR: orange and white
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? There is a mouse hole in the far
corner of the echoing chamber that I am monitoring closely
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I do not need to have my mice on a pad.
I will catch and destroy them myself.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: shredded
FAVORITE SMELL: the long-haired human's chariot has tuna hidden
somewhere.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When the large metal chariot with
flashing red lights comes in and one of my humans is being carried into
it.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When my human with the green eyes
provides me with a warm metal chariot to nap on long after the other
metal chariots have cooled.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: hunt
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: the mice in the echoing chamber squeaking in
fear
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
Where are my humans?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? I always land on my feet
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : I do not know what this is.
PEN OR PENCIL? : I have seen my humans carrying both.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : My humans always answer it
very quickly, shouting into the little black boxes.
FAVORITE FOODS: the very tall human's redstuff makes my whiskers
curl, and the long-haired human gives me tuna.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I have not seen them since I
first left the litter.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? *licks innocently at paw*
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? vanilla is a most delicate flavor and
pleasing to me. It matches my fur.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? No mice?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I like the warm fronts of the metal
chariots.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? What are those?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I have my
humans.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Cats are the best
sort of animal to be.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Bast
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: there is a patch of catnip near the
echoing chamber
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Of course not.
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO
HER? No self-respecting feline would wear a shirt.
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I guard my
humans in the echoing chamber. That is my purpose.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I am
purrfect as I am.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I would
not allow such to marr my fur
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? my humans love me
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. What is a wedding?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? my echoing chamber has arrows
and cryptic hieroglyphics such as 'Emergency Stairwell' and 'reserved
for ATF-07'
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Where are the mice?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? What is snapple?
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I am able to clean myself
and scratch with both paws.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? All four paws are
needed to put my instructions on my human's chariots.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? protect the
catnip with a fence.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? four black rubber round things
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? One
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? a large black square chariot that brings
the human in black to worship me
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? the long-haired human has an open metal chariot
that provides me with tuna
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? There are mice in the far corner of the
echoing chamber
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Socks is
trying his best to work with a defective human. I could not manage such
with the inferior quality he was stuck with.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT. That snooty bloodhound at the training facility.
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(man, that was a stretch! I wonder what Peso would say...)
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