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From: standishep@atf.gov.us
To: dunnejd@atf.gov.us, wilmingtonb@atf.gov.us,
larabeec@atf.gov.us, sanchezj@atf.gov.us,
larabeec@atf.gov.us, jacksonn@atf.gov.us,
tannerv@atf.gov.us
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire
e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the
answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people
you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you
will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!
You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about
your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to
you! READY?
NAME: Ezra P. Standish (no, I am not going to tell you what the P.
stands for)
SEX: Silly question, really. That should be obvious.
HOME: Nice apartment. Those of you participating in this charade know
where.
HEIGHT: What does that have to do with anything?
EYES: Green
HAIR: Chestnut if you must know
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? TV? I don't have time for TV.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing. It's just blue
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Gambler's Luck <s>
FAVORITE SMELL: Oh, I don't know. There are so many.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Losing a game of cards... to my mother.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Winning a game of cards.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Playing cards. Sleeping in. Taking it
easy.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Does it have to be a soundtrack per se? I prefer
classical music.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
I want to go back to sleep.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Certainly not.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : After working with my six
compatriots for this long? Decidedly boring.
PEN OR PENCIL? : A gold-laced fountain pen.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : That depends on where I
am.
FAVORITE FOODS: A well-gartered steak. A good glass of wine.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Not as such, no, but that's
really no secret, now is it?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Not that I recall.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla. It is so much more refined than
chocolate.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Oh please. Croutons, of course.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Definitely. With friends like I have, who
would dare to let anyone else drive?
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Certainly not.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A cat.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Presumably
something powerful like a tiger or a bear.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? My real father.
Have no idea who the man is.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: A well-rounded scotch.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Does it really matter?
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Definitely not.
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO
HER? That certainly depends on the lady in question, now doesn't
it?
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The
custodian of a wealthy heiress. <s>
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Now, why mess
with perfection?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I most certainly
would not disfigure my body in such a crude manner.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Who hasn't?
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Big, fancy, outrageously expensive,
paid by someone else, of course.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Expensive paintings.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Either is fine with me, but
I prefer to see it as half full.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Why in Heaven's name would I want
to drink snapple?
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right-handed.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Why, certainly.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? That is a rather
silly question, don't you think?
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Nothing.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Seven
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A Porsche.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Red Ferrari
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? If it has to be, golf.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. JD is
dependable.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT. Nathan, I would assume. He is far too busy for this kind of
game. (There you go, Chris. I did answer. Happy?)
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