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Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire
e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the
answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people
you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you
will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!
You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about
your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to
you! READY?
NAME: Vin Tanner
SEX: Ain't that kinda personal?
HOME: Purgatorio.
HEIGHT: Taller than JD and Ezra, that's for damn sure.
EYES: blue
HAIR: Brown and I ain't gettin no damn haircut.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? America's Most Wanted, and Wanted,
Dead or Alive. Hey, that Steve McQueen guy was kick ass.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? For crap's sake JD, you gave us all the damn
things. It's that picture of us fishing.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Guns and Ammo
FAVORITE SMELL: Miss Nettie's pie or Josiah's chili.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Something bad gone down with the kids and
not being able to stop it.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being in the right place at the right
time and the good guys winning
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Watching a game with the guys at Chris's
or fixin bikes with JD
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: The shi- sorry, the stuff from The Civil War,
you know, that kick ass show that was on TV
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
What am I gonna get for Cuervo?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Nah
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Ain't never been on one.
PEN OR PENCIL? : What kinda stupid questions are these?
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? If it's the cell phone, I
answer it right away. Shut up Buck, I do not turn the fu- oops,
sorry. I don't turn the thing off.
FAVORITE FOODS: Didn't I already answer this? Whatta ya mean
it wasn't the same question. I got the same answer. Nettie's
pie and Josiah's chili.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I did with my ma. I
don't know about my pa.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Does Juvie count?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Geez, that's a dumb question. Everybody
likes chocolate, right?
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? For what?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Shi - oops, sorry again. Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Not no more.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I got a
horse, you know that. Peso, he's the greatest horse ever.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I'd be one a
them Tigers. They roam and don't even hang around with other
tigers.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE: How you
gonna meet a dead person?
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Beer.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? What's June JD? Whatta ya mean,
there's two in June? Oh Forget it.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Who'd eat that crap? Geez, oh
sorry Nate.
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO
HER? How come a girl wants my shirt?
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I guess I
got it.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Geez, who
thought up these stupid questions? I ain't dyin' my hair.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Who says I ain't
got one? Close your mouth JD.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No. She don't count. That wasn't
what love's sposed to be.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Geez, who the hell cares where ya do it?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? That leather coat Chris gave me last
Christmas. The one that was handmade and antique. Looks
pretty cool hangin' there.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Ain't that the same amount?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Don't drink that store bought stuff.
No self respectin' Texas man is gonna drink tea from a store.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? What's a m b i d e x . .
.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Mostly, I get the right
keys. Sometimes I spell things wrong, but JD put that spelling
thing on to catch them things.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? JD?? What
the hell does this have to do with a damn thing?
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? My old duffel. Never know when you're
gonna have to light out.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Seven.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? My jeep. Bought it outright, when I left
the army.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? My jeep. They asked what MY dream
car was, not yours
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? The Cowboys.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. JD
can fix my computer better than anybody.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT. Chris. No shit? He really filled it out?
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