Getting to Know You (Vin)
Author: Wnnepooh

 

From: tannerv@atf.gov.us
To: dunnejd@atf.gov.us, wilmingtonb@atf.gov.us, larabeec@atf.gov.us, sanchezj@atf.gov.us; standishep@atf.gov.us, jacksonn@atf.gov.us

Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you

Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!

You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to you! READY?

NAME: Vin Tanner

SEX: Male (not a word from you Bucklin)

HOME: a rather fine apartment in Purgatorio with some nice neighbors

HEIGHT: 5'10-11"  I think.  I know I'm taller than JD  :p

EYES: blue

HAIR:  brownish blondish kinda

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?  Toss up atween Mission Impossible and this other show - don't know if y'all ever saw it - Time Trax.  Didn't care much for the actor, but his ride was cool..

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  drips of ketchup, salsa,  & hot sauce and sum chocolate fingerprints

FAVORITE MAGAZINE:  4-Wheeler &  Guns & Ammo

FAVORITE SMELL:   Mama's Potroast

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Losing a loved one.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Getting someone back from the edge of death

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Riding - the Jeep, the bike, the horse - and hanging with you guys.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:   Easy Rider

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?   Where can I get a mattress that fits on the fire escape.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  From what?

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? :  Depends on who you're with.

PEN OR PENCIL? :  why's everything gotta be written down?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? :   one - with us it's always urgent

FAVORITE FOODS:  anything that comes through the drive-through window

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?  Are we talkin all you mother-hens? guess that's a yes

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?  In this country?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  lemme think -   yodels is both, ring-dings,
tastykakes, king dons, swiss rolls.   Both.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?  do I EVER eat salad?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  Hell yes.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  yall are liars and ya know it.  s'all i'm sayin

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  a sled dog

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?  wild horse

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?  Wild Bill Hickok

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Beer if I'm buyin,  12 year old Scotch when Ez's payin

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?   "Proceed with caution"

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  You can eat that?  It's green and green is moldy, right?

GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER?  if it's one a them silky things like from the last job, she's welcome to it.  I'm stickin to rooftops, Chris!

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?:   Why is this here?  Women'll ask for your grippies if they think y'all'll part wth 'em.  A'course they want your shirt.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  range-rider on a horse preserve

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?   Don't touch my hair!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?  already got me a couple.   tiger I got in basic, eagle after my first successful mission, Special Forces tattoo from my Captain,  and the heart for mama   Maybe I do need another one.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  aint everyone at least once in their life?

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.  I can't be sure but it involves a pair of Harleys, Elvis, and six other guys in monkey suits.   Or maybe we'll all
dress like Elvis.  that means you too, Ez.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?  Pictures of y'all and the nice set of Ansel Adams Yosemite prints y'all got me for Christmas.  (Thanks, Ez.)

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  what glass?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?  the one givin someone else the headache

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  right-eyed

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  not since JD got me this talk-type thing

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? tools are used for fixin - gardens usually don't need ta be fixed.  Lawns need fixin.  I wanna be a John Deere tractor.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  how should I know.   I don't look under there.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Seven

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? a motorcycle

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?  you tellin me you don't like the Jeep

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Everything now that Chris got the BIGGER big screen.  Heck - even golf looks good now

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.   You can never say just ONE nice thing about JD.

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