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From: standishep@atf.gov.us
To: wilmingtonb@atf.gov.us,
sanchezj@atf.gov.us, dunnejd@atf.gov.us,
larabeec@atf.gov.us, jacksonn@atf.gov.us,
tannerv@atf.gov.us
Cc: wellesc@denver.edu
Subject: Getting to know you
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire
e-mail and paste it onto a new mail that you will send.
Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole
bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The
theory is that you will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!
You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about
your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to
you! READY?
NAME: Ezra P. Standish
SEX: Male
HOME:
HEIGHT: 5'8
EYES: Green.
HAIR: chestnut
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Television... really... perhaps a
book?
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Mr. Dunne my computer does not need a
mouse pad. The mouse is on the keyboard
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Favorite or most interesting... or one that I find
browsing most often?
FAVORITE SMELL: Cash
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: losing...whether at the tables or on a
case...
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Winning
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Alone or with others?
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Depends on the time and situation...
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
How late am I?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Absolutely not.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Depends on the wager and what one is
doing during said ride
PEN OR PENCIL? : What is the brand/make of pen and pencil we are
discussing?
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? The machine answers the
phone
FAVORITE FOODS: lobster bisque as made by the Chart house.. Found
on the East Coast, a small fishing town... Visited there once as a young
adult with an Uncle.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? The greater the distance...
the better the relation
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Could you define convicted?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? What are we discussing? Ice Cream... Coffee?
...Mousses? A little more detail would be appreciated.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Plebes
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No. But I have heard tell Mr.
Wilmington dabbles in the blow up kind....
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A rock
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Must I stoop so
low?
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? No
comment.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Scotland's finest single malt
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Into Fortune telling now Mr. Dunne?
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Broccoli Mr. Dunne... surely you could
have chosen something more eatable.
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO
HER? For the proper remunerations for proffered item... perhaps.
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Said
occupation does not exist within the known confines of the law in
this day and age...
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Why would I want
to dye my hair Mr. Dunne?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Perhaps you
should ask Mr. Wilmington this question... He is prone to such
sophomoric tendencies...
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Isn't that an oxymoron?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Why do you ask?
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Have I been sipping out of
it? Or filling it?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? ... Neanderthals!
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? What am I doing at said
time? Details Mr. Dunne... I need further information to determine
my propensity for dominant hands... For example writing... Right
handed... Hockey... Left handed... Dealing -- any hand...
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Where else would
they be Mr. Dunne? Perhaps Mr. Wilmington would have a more exotic
answer.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Are you implying
I should be used for menial labor... or engaged in activities closely
associated with dirt? Surely you know me better than that Mr.
Dunne.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Should something be under my bed?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Anyone that wins.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Ferrari... Candy apple red... with doors that
opened... Mattel's match Box cars... age 3.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Its down in the bowels of this dreaded
establishment.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Prof. Billiards.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
Mr. Dunne brings about the best in people.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO
IT. Mr. Tanner... his typing is as about as proliferate as his
speech.
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