Author's Note: The ATF A/U isn't my Mag7 world-of-choice,
so please excuse any inconsistencies with Mog's wonderful playground.
From:
OrenTravis@colorado.gov.us
To:
MaryTravis@janus.clarion.com
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know you
I don't expect to see any of this published, young lady.
-OT
NAME: Oren William Travis
SEX: male
HOME: Denver
HEIGHT: 5' 10"
EYES: brown
HAIR: black
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The Man from U.N.C.L.E. It's an old show
- you probably don't remember it.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Lady Justice - blindfold, scales and all...
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Harvard Law Review
FAVORITE SMELL: The Rockies on a spring day.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Watching a guilty man go free.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Justice served.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Take my grandson fishing.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Les Miz
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I
didn't finish reading the brief on the Lowenstein case.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? I get pretty sick of some motions....
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : If they're deadly, I expect to see
their owners in court.
PEN OR PENCIL? : Pencil. An old habit from my clerking days.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : Ask my secretary.
FAVORITE FOODS: Prime rib.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I did.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Wouldn't be very smart of me to
answer "yes" to this, would it?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Black or white, huh? I prefer strawberry.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Both.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Ask my driver.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Not even of Themis.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'm partial to
hunting dogs.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Oh, something
powerful... maybe a lion or a tiger. (What did Billy say?)
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE: Ben Franklin.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Cognac.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Why?
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO
HER? Hmmm... I'd hate to disappoint a lady in distress.
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Aaah... I'd love
to serve on the Supreme Court.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Why is this
hypothetical?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I'm a little old
to be thinking about tattoos, don't you think?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Already had it. Just me, Stephen's mother
and the justice of the peace and his wife. Lovely ceremony - short and to
the point.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Other than a lot of licenses and
certificates? Pictures of you. Stephen. Billy.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I'll have to take this under
advisement.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? I don't care much for that sweet stuff.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right-handed (I have a certain
predilection for "right" things)
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Ask my secretary.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Hmmm... a
cultivator, perhaps.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Ask my cleaning lady.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Twelve.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? I had a very nice T-Bird once...
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Sure would like to find that T-Bird...
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Broncos, whenever I can.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Stephen showed
exceptionally good taste choosing his wife.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT.
I don't know anyone who would respond to this. Maybe my
secretary...
-Oren
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